Dorkus Malorkus

Weird thought:  If you are currently single or don't plan on marrying the person you are with -- chances are -- you're going to spend the rest of your life with somebody you don't even know right now.  THAT BOGGLES MY MIND!  

Idea:  Google Maps should have a weather application.

Question:  How do meteorologists still make mistakes?  Really.

I wish the phrase "antsy in the pantsy" didn't sound so dirty.  I want to use it more.

LiveJournal for Grownups

Day 63 of unemployment.

Day 6 of oral contraceptives.

Day 5 of new diet&exercise.

I ate another banana today (yesterday), but this time NO ONE WAS AROUND TO OPEN IT FOR ME.  I am convinced that opening a banana is something you have to learn at an early age, ya know, while the neural synapses haven't fully formed yet.  And since I have eaten a total of 10 bananas in my life (6 within the past year!), I will never be able to open one myself.  Needless to say, I ate a very smushy banana.

Suck it, evolution!  I did NOT come from monkeys... 
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html
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